Comedians

Nate Bargatze recalls the time when his heavy ketchup usage received unexpected and hilarious attention. The popular comedian mentioned that his love of the tomato condiment once caused someone, a stranger, to address him about it. Watch the short but hysterical clip as Nate recounts this unforeseen interaction brought about by ketchup. Condiments are meant to enhance food and help bring out the flavor. But, of course, that isnt all they do. In other unfortunate cases, they act as a band-aid, covering up the taste of our meal and making it edible. Sadly, weve all been there, where our meal wasnt the greatest, but we didnt want to injure and harm the chefs feelings. Yet, there are other instances in which people have fallen in love with condiments, desperately searching for that ketchup bottle before even trying those fries or onion rings. Who knows, they may not even need it. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate recalls the time when his ketchup usage caused someone to sit up, take notice and even comment on it. I used so much ketchup once at a restaurant that a stranger walked up to me and goes, Thats a lot of ketchup, he said. Nate then considers how much ketchup he must have used that someone he didnt know felt compelled to comment on the amount. Do you know how much ketchup you got to use? he said. That guy doesnt want to get involved, you know? But he sees it, so I mean, his wifes like, Let it go. Hes like, I think I got to say something. I dont think he knows, were all, no ones using that much ketchup. Now, youre probably wondering, like I am, about the amount of ketchup Nate used on his meal that caused someone to stop and say something to him about it. It's too bad he did not provide pictures of his ketchup-covered meal. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Tim Hawkins recalls how advice from his mother would come in a little tardy. The popular comedian shared how he received excellent knowledge and wisdom when the moment had already passed. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear about Tims mom dispensing motherly wisdom and wise instructions after the fact. No one knows everything, and that is especially true for young people. Yes, those youngsters may try to act in a manner showing they have a firm grasp on and understanding of things. They may even state how they believe they know it all and shun all knowledge and wisdom shared with them. Of course, this is a foolish way to live life and a recipe for utter disaster and ruin. Someone who is boastful, obnoxious and openly turns away from knowledge and wisdom, thinking they have all the answers to everything, will soon discover the error of their ways. Everyone, regardless of their age or stage in life, can benefit from wisdom and sound advice. However, as Tim Hawkins mentions in a hysterical clip posted on social media when we receive that advice, it makes all the difference. He shares how his mom would give him excellent advice as a young man. The only problem was that it often came after the moment that it would have been helpful. Sometimes, as parents, we just fail at advice, he said. I remember my mom, when I was a kid, she used to give me good advice too late. Later in the clip, Tim gives a laugh-out-loud example of advice given much too late. Like when I was a kid, I hit my head on the corner of the table, he said. Careful! Boy, Im sure glad you were there, Hoss! Who knows what would have happened, Nostradamus? Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A pastor learned and heard about his leadership failures in a hysterical skit. One pastor goes undercover, disguised as an employee in his churchs childrens department, and gets a hilariously honest assessment of his flaws and failures. Watch the short but uproarious clip to see how the pastor reacts when his leadership style and preaching are harshly criticized. Many people say they want to hear criticism and learn about areas and places where they can improve, but is that really the case? Another popular saying is that were our own worst critics, but Im not entirely sure thats true either. Both of those statements and ideas sound great, that is, until people are completely, 100 percent honest. At that point, were more likely to react defensively and make excuses for ourselves. In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian John Crist plays a church pastor who goes undercover as an employee with his churchs childrens department. He likely thought hed hear how great things were and how good of a pastor he is, but that is not what happened. Instead, the pastor receives an honest and hilariously brutal assessment. The pastor, disguised as a new employee, meets with the church childrens ministry director, who begins their meeting with a blunt comment about the pastors perceived lack of concern and care about her department. Im pretty shocked that they hired anyone for the childrens ministry because our pastor literally hates children, she said. She then explains the check-in system and how its rather impersonal. So, every kid gets a number-letter code whenever they arrive, and the Bible says that every kid is precious in the eyes of the Lord, she said. But here, its a herd of cattle. A child really feels special when hes number 46Z79-Alpha2. Later in the clip, the pastors lack of parenting ability is criticized. No lie, the worst kids in the entire childrens ministry, and everybody knows this: the pastors kids, she says. But that wasnt all she said about the pastors children. Trust me, these kids are actual demons, the woman said. They literally never listen to anybody, and last week, I caught the pastors son throwing rocks at another kid. Said he was reenacting the stoning of Stephen. However, she does not stop there. She mentions how the pastor going over the expected time on Sundays makes her job infinitely more difficult, and how she has not listened to any of his sermons in years. What a hilarious skit that proves we probably dont want people to be entirely blunt and honest with us when it comes to some areas. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Steve Carell delivered laughs and dance moves during an unforgettable commencement speech. The actor spoke at Northwestern Universitys graduation, and its an address that those students and faculty members will likely never forget. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what The Office star said and to see him bust a move. Graduation for every student, whether from high school or college, is a mammoth milestone that deserves to be recognized and celebrated. A graduation ceremony is a time-honored tradition to do just that, where those graduating are lauded for their educational accomplishment and receive words of wisdom and encouragement for their futures. Regarding graduation, colleges and universities often invite recognizable people to address the graduates. Presidents, both current and past, and high-ranking members of the military are always popular selections. However, for their most recent graduation ceremony, Northwestern University went a decidedly different route for their speaker: actor and comedian Steve Carell. In the clip posted on YouTube, Steve Carell, best known for playing the lovable yet clueless boss of Scrantons Dunder Mifflin branch, Michael Scott, delivers a laugh-out-loud funny address and even shows off some fancy footwork. Steve delivered this hilarious line as he mentioned the theme of his address and what he wanted to talk to the graduates about. Today, Id like to talk about something quite simple, something that is important to me and something that I believe we need more of in the world, he said. My topic this morning is kindness. So, please just shut up and listen. Later in the clip, Steve hilariously shared how he exemplifies kindness. I understand the importance of kindness, he said. I am kind, or at least that seems to be a common misconception about me. The clip also showed Steve dancing on stage, high-fiving and dancing with the most recent Northwestern University graduates. Psalm 149:3 Let them give praise to his name in the dance: let them make melody to him with instruments of brass and corded instruments of music.

John Crists reaction to an announcement on a Spirit Airlines flight is comedic gold. The comedian had an honest and hilarious response when he heard a crew member come over the planes public address system. Watch the short but hysterical clip to learn what was said and how John responded. Most people do not enjoy flying. Sure, they may not be petrified of traveling the friendly skies, but the whole process can be terribly exhaustingand just terrible in general. Flying is a whole ordeal, from security to checking baggage to finding the correct gate. Of course, ones opinions and feelings about flying are greatly influenced by one's experience with specific airlines. A pleasant, professional and efficient Delta flight will positively impact how someone views flying. On the other hand, someone who had an awful time on a Southwest flight will likely look at flying negatively. But when it comes to Spirit Airlines, Im not sure its possible to have a good experience. In a clip posted on YouTube, John recalls a time when using the airliner with a less-than-stellar reputation. He said during his flight, someone experienced a medical emergency, and either the pilot or another flight crew member came over the loudspeaker and made the announcement. He says they then made a request that he found rather funny, especially considering it was a Spirit Airlines flight. He said they asked if there was a doctor onboard. I go, Theres no doctor on a Spirit Airlines flight! he said. I go, You know where the doctors are? On Delta, OK? After no one responded to the call for a doctor, he claims the flight crew started to lower their standards quickly, hoping anyone could help. I go, Theres no medical professional on this flight, he said. This ticket cost $40, were all unemployed. Eventually, they asked if anyone had watched an episode of Greys Anatomy. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Nate Bargatzes take on his wife selling things online is hysterical. The popular comedian mentions that his wife has an entrepreneurial spirit, and how shes going about it concerns him. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what Nate says about his better half selling things online. The internet has completely revolutionized how we live. We have access to news 24/7, an endless supply of entertainment options and can instantly communicate with people on the other side of the world. Also, thanks to social media, we can instantly start pointless political arguments with strangers and keep tabs on people from high school whom we havent talked to or seen in 10 or 20 years. If social media platforms werent already a big enough part of our lives, we can also sell items we find lying around the house to others on them. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate mentions how his wife has started selling things on Facebook Marketplace, but she failed to tell him. With much hilarity, Nate explains how he came about this discovery. She started selling stuff online on Facebook Marketplace, and I found this out from a guy at my front door, he said. I dont even really know what it is. I think its just putting your home address on the open internet. Later in the clip, he explains how the upside of a situation like that isnt great, especially when considering the possible outcome. She sold an old kids folding chair for $5, he said. Best-case scenario: we receive $5. Worst case: our whole family is murdered. But if the stars align, and it goes as great as she could hope it could go, we receive $5. I'm going out on a limb, but Im guessing that Nates wife no longer sells anything on Facebook Marketplace. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian had everyone laughing with his hysterical and relatable jokes about aging. Chris Monty shared some of the strange things the body does when people reach a certain age. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud clip to hear his bit about the aging process and the odd ways the body reacts to getting older. Aging is a completely natural, normal process. It happens to everyone, and nothing can be done to stop, slow or reverse it. However, that fact about the aging process, which is widely known and accepted, does not keep people from trying their darndest to do just that. Entire industries have been created to mask and slow the aging process. Many get Botox shots in their faces to hide wrinkles, and others use copious amounts of makeup to make themselves look younger. Whatever we do to our physical appearance, it does not and will never stop time, which is constantly moving forward. In a clip posted on YouTube, Chris shares what he has experienced as hes gotten older. He mentioned what happens when he tries to lie down for a nap. Oddly enough, as he explains, not every limb of his body wants to go to sleep simultaneously. There seems to be a different sleep schedule for his legs and hands. Like I took a nap this afternoon, he said. Just laid down and take a nap. Only my foot fell asleep. What the heck is this all about now? Do our body parts take shifts as we get older? Thats what I think what happens. You get to a certain age, your body parts do what they want to do. They dont tell the rest of the body. Later in the clip, he mentions going to the doctor and asking about losing his hair. He doesnt like the fact that his hair is noticeably thinning. He asked the doctor for some help, something to help keep him from losing his hair. He wanted something to keep it in. His doctors answer was to give him a Ziploc bag. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Nate Bargatze hilariously lists what hes banned from doing around his wife. The popular and incredibly funny comedian shared what he does that puts his wife on edge and how she responds. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Nate explain what he does that annoys his wife to no end. Marriage is one of the most beautiful parts of life. Who wouldnt want to spend their entire lives completely and hopelessly devoted to and in love with someone? However, like anything else worthwhile, marriage requires much work, patience and care. Wedding ceremonies are extraordinary, emotional events in which attendees see a family created, where two people vow to remain with one another until death do them part. But its after the wedding that real life and marriage begin. Throughout any marriage, there will be fights and arguments. No two people will see eye-to-eye on every single subject; thats simply an impossibility and would also be quite boring. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate mentions what he cannot do around his better half. He also shares that she is not shy about letting him know what he does that drives her crazy. Some of them are unexpected, while others are pretty surprising. Look, theres a lot of things Im not allowed to do near her as well, he said. If I snore, she hits me with a closed fist. Those nudging days are long gone. Later in the clip, Nate stated that his list of restricted activities around his wife also includes eating, specifically when he chews. Im not allowed to eat near her, he said. I guess I chew louder than a lot of humans, and she has the hearing of an owl. If we eat meat, I got to eat it in the yard like a lion at the zoo. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Nate Bargatzes airplane experience will have you laughing from takeoff to landing. The popular comedian shared an unexpected and hysterical encounter while traveling on an aircraft. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what happened to Nate when preparing to fly. Everyone loves getting away, leaving behind all their cares and concerns, even if just for a few short days. A vacation does everybody good we arent meant to work until our last breath. Its a big world with many sights, sounds, smells and tastes, so get out there and enjoy and explore it. While most people love vacations, no one loves traveling. The destination is great, but getting there is rarely, if ever, a good time. Unfortunately, that typically means traveling by airplane, which is always a joy (sarcasm applied heavily here). In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate mentioned what happened to him when he was on an airplane right before takeoff. As he states, the situation began when the woman sitting beside him almost missed the flight. In Nates words, she looked as if she was surprised and told at the last minute that she was booked on a flight. I mean, it looked like she just found out she had a flight, Nate said. Like, she was out on the sidewalk, and someone goes up to her like, Hey, you got to go to Phoenix now! But thats not where the story ends. She sits next to me, he said. Shes pounding this water, and shes got these headphones she bought in this plastic case, and shes trying to open them the same way a raccoon would try to open them. And shes eating it and clawing. She cant get it, so she looks at me and says loudly, Hey, do you have a knife on you? The clip ends with Nate hilariously responding that he had a knife and a gun, which one would help more? Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedians hilarious stories about his interactions at church have the audience rolling with laughter. The comedian, Josh Novey, describes himself as a churchy guy and then mentions some of the hysterical and awkward situations he has encountered at church. Funny, awkward, uncomfortable and weird situations can and do happen anywhere there are people, including the church. Josh says that in addition to being a regular churchgoer, he is also a single guy. He explains what happens and what people have said to him in the church because of his single status. In a clip posted on YouTube, he shows how some people expect single people to do particular things in the church. Im a single guy, Josh says. Im single in church. Its tough being single in church cause they expect me to do everything. Every Sunday, my pastors like, Hey, were retiling the roof at 4 a.m. See you there! No, you wont. My phones going to be off. Later in the clip, Josh mentions how dating can be difficult, especially because, as he puts it, he can be awkward when interacting with others. So, Im at church; Im having a great conversation with this lady, right? he said. We connected. We were talking about a lot of stuff; we had a lot of stuff in common. She starts talking about hobbies. She goes, What do you do for a living? I said, Well, Im a standup comic. Sometimes people laugh. I said, What do you do in your spare time? And she said she likes to square dance. And I was like, Well, we both make bad decisions. Then, Josh says that because he is awkward, his words can become jumbled up at times, making for embarrassing and hilarious moments, particularly when hes trying to get a young woman's attention. He talked about what happened when he tried online dating. Psalm 126:2 Then our mouths were full of laughing, and our tongues gave a glad cry; they said among the nations, The Lord has done great things for them.

Tim Hawkins tees up some big laughs with his side-splitting golf song. The popular comedian has written an original tune about an activity that is a favorite pastime of many. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear and see Tim perform his laugh-out-loud song about the game of golf. Everyone should have hobbies and activities that help them distract themselves from the stressors and worries of everyday life. Its good for ones physical and mental health to get away from those burdens and concerns, at least for a little bit. Whatever it is, find a nice, relaxing activity and give it a try. You may even discover a talent you never knew you had. Golf is a popular pastime and hobby for many. Some people thoroughly enjoy it and cannot wait to get out on the links for a round of nine or 18 holes. Personally, I have never enjoyed playing golf. The game is entirely too slow and boring. Also, if I wanted to walk that much while playing a game, I would just go on a hike. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim sings about giving golf a try. As the lyrics explain, the game was suggested to him in order to ease some of his stress, so thats exactly what he did. He purchased some clubs, some balls, and a pair of golf shoes and even attended a few golf classes. Then, it was time for him to play a golf round. It did not go well! A few simple but hilarious lines explain what happened. Well, my swing is all wrong My golf balls are gone And I drove the cart into a tree And the country club banned me That sounds bad enough, but as the song continues, it only gets worse, much worse. Needless to say, he probably wont be playing golf again anytime soon. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian hilariously renamed businesses to be more accurate. Don McMillan has come up with entirely new names for several very prominent companies, which are meant to reflect what they are known for and what they do. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see some of the places hes renamed and why and to determine whether hes correct or not. Naming a business is a big, important step in the life of that business. The name of that establishment should always reflect what the company does and what it is all about. Business owners do not want to mess up this step! In other words, the name should be as accurate as possible. However, some businesses have become synonymous with their products over the years. When people think of ice cream, Ben Jerrys, Dairy Queen and Cold Stone Creamery likely immediately come to mind. Also, many likely think of an overpriced, pretentiously named cup of coffee whenever Starbucks is uttered. But, through many interactions and visits to retail establishments, the businesses often become known for good and bad things. Maybe this is reflected in their name, and maybe its not. In a clip posted on YouTube, Don has come up with new names for a handful of recognizable businesses. As he states, he believes the names hes come up with are much more accurate and better describe these companies, and he might be right! In the video, Don kicks off his renaming bit by sharing his new name for the popular Italian restaurant Olive Garden. The name hes offered adds the item he and many other people love most from the restaurant. Next, its his surprisingly hysterical take on Ross Dress for Less. Its abundantly clear from his proposed new name for the retailer that hes not a fan. It should be called Ross Cheap Crap, he says, much to the delight of his audience. He also offers new business names for Spirit Airlines, In-N-Out, Trader Joes and Southwest Airlines. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian hilariously breaks down how and why his wife is never wrong. Using science, math and logic, Don McMillan proved, without a doubt, that its best not to ever argue with his better half. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how Don demonstrated that his wife is correct in every instance, even when shes not. Marriage is one of the best, most rewarding things in life. However, like anything worthwhile, it requires a decent investment of time, work, patience and perseverance. No relationship between two flawed individuals will be perfect, including a marriage. There will be disagreements, arguments and possibly even instances in which youd rather not be around that person. But to overcome those bumps in the road and put those fights and tiffs behind them, the couple will have to reach some mutual agreement, a solution that both parties deem acceptable. It will likely be some type of compromise. In a clip posted on YouTube, Don mentions that the solution to any disagreement between him and his wife is that she is always right, and he uses math, logic and visual aids to prove it. In the video, Don begins by referencing his time as an engineer building computers and how he brought that thinking into his marriage. He explains how his engineering background has served him well in his marriage. Specifically, he mentions how he watched his wife vacuum one day and offered his thoughts on how she could do it more efficiently. She responded that he did have a point, so now, he does all the vacuuming. Later in the video, Don mentions money, saving and how to budget appropriately. He states that he is naturally someone who saves money, while his wife is more of a spender. Due to the most hilarious number crunching youve ever seen, Don once again proves that his wife is better at saving and budgeting than he initially thought. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Hawkins has dropped an absolute comedy classic with his side-splitting Karen tune. The Christian comedians hysterical song summarizes and describes the kind of person who has come to embody a Karen. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear Tim perform the tune, which will have you doubled over with laughter. Everyone has their fair share of problems and issues. Unfortunately, thats an unavoidable but simple fact of life. Navigating through and dealing with these situations and circumstances can be challenging and even painful. But thats all a part of life, right? Daily life can be a grind and is already tough enough without someone worsening it exponentially. However, weve all encountered someone who, through their horrible attitude and actions, feels the need to do just that. This person feels the need to assert themselves in situations by providing their unrequested, unwanted and typically incorrect thoughts and opinions. In recent years, this kind of person has become known as a Karen. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim sings about that type of person we unfortunately all know well. We can spot someone acting like a Karen from a mile away. The popular comedian perfectly describes the actions of an individual displaying Karen behavior and how they always ruin everything for everyone around them. Her face turns red when shes yelling at a neighbor Or screaming at a waitress like shes going into labor And if youve had a bad day, shell make it even worse Ive seen her spanking children that werent even hers Each line of his tune is more hilarious and relatable than the last. Even if you werent aware of this term for a woman exhibiting loud, self-centered, entitled behavior, youve undoubtedly seen it in action. Right now, and right here, we can and should agree not to demonstrate any Karen-like behaviors. Life is hard enough already; why make someones day unnecessarily worse? No one likes a Karen. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A couple of riddles sparked big reactions in this comedic gem of a sketch from The Carol Burnett Show. The two brain teasers were enough to send one character over the edge and respond in some hilarious and unexpected ways. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the riddles and see how one character reacted when she had difficulty coming up with the correct answers. It's been said many times that we shouldnt sweat the small stuff. Who hasnt heard or read that popular saying at one time or another? Youll likely find it posted on office walls or even in gyms. Its typically said to calm someone down who is overacting to something. To be honest, that is pretty sound and worthwhile advice. Getting worked up about every situation and incident that arises is a terrible and unhealthy way to live life. Yes, we should prepare and do what we can to anticipate events and circumstances, but we cant control everything and must let go of things at times. In a clip posted on YouTube, letting it go was the opposite of what Carol did in a Carol Burnett Show skit. The sketch begins with coworkers, played by Carol and Vicki Lawrence, kicking back and relaxing in a break room for a minute. The two women are quickly finalizing some after-work plans together when Vicki asks Carol a riddle. She does this even after Carol pleads with her not to do so. Carol informs her that she has a terrible time letting them go if she cant figure them out. They actually cause her a headache. You can guess what happens next. Carol gets so frustrated and obsessed with figuring out the answer to the riddle that she gets enraged and lashes out at those around her. It worsens when someone else stops by their table and adds another riddle. Sometimes, its best not to sweat the small stuff. Philippians 4:6 In nothing be anxious; but in everything by prayer and supplication and thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto God.

Nate Bargatze hilariously breaks down how attitudes change with age. With spot-on accuracy, the popular comedian mentioned that our willingness to do things changes significantly as we increase in years. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Nates take on our attitudes changing with age. Aging is a natural process that no one can stop or slow down. Thats a statement many people more than likely wont appreciate, but, sadly, its a fact. We get a little older with every passing day, hour, minute and second. Time, as youve probably already discovered, stops for no one. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate shows that our attitudes and perspectives change as we age. Of course, wed like to think we get smarter and gain wisdom with age. That may be true in some cases, but not so much in others. Sometimes, as Nate shows, its just because we dont feel like doing what we once did when we were younger. I miss being young, he said. Your 20s are great; youre down for whatever. Your friends call you, theyre like, Do you want to go? Youre like, Ill go. You dont even know where youre going. But when you reach your 30s, your willingness to do as much lessens slightly. Your 30s come and youre like, Where are we going? How late are they open? Is it loud? he said. When you reach your 40s, thats when things start to change dramatically, according to Nate. Your willingness to get out and do much of anything plummets. In fact, Nate mentions that you might even get a little irritated at the people asking you to join them for an outing. Your 40s, youre Im not going! Im not. Im mad that you thought I would go! For many people, Nates take on aging and our changing attitudes is probably very relatable, probably hitting very close to home. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.