Comedians

This comedians test for a good marriage is hilariously simple. The comedian, Erica Rhodes, believes that whenever this happens, it means her friends have a strong, happy marriage. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Erica says means that her friends have a good marriage. Marriage, despite what television shows and movies might lead you to believe, is not easy. No one says, I do, kisses the bride and then rides off over the hillside where they find nothing but everlasting bliss and unbridled happiness. A marriage requires time, work and perseverance. There will be good days and bad days. There will be disagreements and arguments, and anyone who believes otherwise is simply fooling themselves, or, which is much more likely, they arent married. Even the two most compatible people will not agree on every single topic. Agreeing with someone, even someone as close as a spouse, on every conceivable subject is an impossibility. Not only is that impossible, but it would be incredibly boring. But even with those, hopefully, minor disagreements, having a good, strong marriage is still very much doable. In a clip posted on YouTube, Erica said that when this one thing happens, it means her friends have a strong marriage. So, what is this thing that means her friends are happily married? Well, she forgets that they are married at all, or when she completely forgets the name of the person whom her buddy is married to, and, as she explains it, it makes perfect sense. The only way you know someone has a good marriage is if you never hear anything about it, she said. My girlfriends, who are in good marriages, they never mention the husband. Like, I dont even know if hes still there. Thats a really good sign. The thinking goes that if her friends werent in good marriages, they would be complaining about her husband and how unhappy she is about the whole situation. That is not happening here, and therefore, it must mean that her friends are in happy marriages. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Michael Jr.s quick comeback to an audience member is comedy gold. The popular funnyman has a lightning-fast, witty response during an exchange with someone in the front row. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear their conversation and Michaels quick, hilarious retort to the audience member. Stand-up comedy is not an easy field in which to make a living. Most comics, before they ever gain any fame or following, have to cut their teeth at open mic nights, going from club to club. That can be something they do for years. And even then, success is not promised. Some sets will go great, while in other instances, comics will bomb or get little to no laughs. Making it in the comedy world requires a lot of tenacity and perseverance. Being funny, making people laugh themselves silly regularly, will also go a long way since that is pretty much the only job description for a stand-up comic. Another thing that is incredibly helpful when trying to make it as a stand-up comic is possessing a razor-sharp wit and being quick on your feet. Some might argue that these skills and attributes can be developed, while others say you either have it, or you dont. A clip posted on YouTube shows a comedian, Michael Jr., who most certainly has both of these. In the video, Michael is having a conversation with a member of the audience. Of course, like every other conversation with someone, you just might, one of the first questions asked will be about the other persons name, which is exactly what Michael does. However, he takes this hilarious step further in his response. Whats your name, sir? Michael asks. Rob, the man in the audience says. Rob? Michael says. I got a friend who used to do that for a living. Yeah, he dont do it no more, though. Hes, hes someplace else right now. Who comes up with something like that right on the spot? That just shows you how fast the mind of a comedian works. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Zoltan Kaszas immediate reaction to Thai food in Thailand was priceless. The popular funnyman has a most unusual and downright hilarious response to eating Thai food in the Asian country. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how the comedian reacted when he ate Thai food in the place where it originated. People absolutely love food and eating. Who doesnt enjoy ingesting a delicious, delectable and mouth-watering meal? Most people would likely consider eating one of their favorite pastimes, especially many Americans. Seriously, have you seen the size of the average American lately? Now, when it comes to food, everyone has a different palate. What tastes good to one person may not appeal to the next guy. One person may have no objections when it comes to food, wholeheartedly eating anything in sight. Others may be a bit choosier in what they eat. These people are lovingly, or maybe not so lovingly, called picky eaters. For instance, I will not eat cheese, and before you ask, yes, that includes every kind and type of cheese. Americans are blessed when it comes to food. We have an abundance, and some people even enjoy cuisines such as Mexican, Chinese and Thai. Zoltan is one of those people who loves Thai food, or at least he thought he did. In a clip posted on YouTube, the comedian mentioned that he recently visited Thailand. Being a lover of Thai food, Zoltan understandably thought hed been in food heaven. But that wasnt exactly what happened. We flew 32 hours for me to find out I dont really like Thai food, he said. I was so shocked cause I thought I loved Thai food. I love Thai food here in the United States. I have it all the time. Tom Kha Soup. Coconut milk soup. Thats my favorite soup. Later in the clip, he mentioned that when he finally tried Thai food there, his reaction was less than pleasant. I had it there, and I was, like, Youre making it wrong! Like, where can I get it authentic? Where do you guys make it authentic? I wish I was making that up. Thats exactly who I was over there. 1 Corinthians 10:31 So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.

Derrick Stroup gave his hilarious take on how gardening has changed. The popular funnyman mentioned how peoples views on growing their own food have undergone a dramatic transformation. Watch the short to hear how opinions and thoughts on gardening are much different than just a decade or so ago. Being able to work the land so it grows and produces food and flowers is most certainly a skill. Not everyone possesses those specific talents and knowledge; having a green thumb does not come standard. Some people, me included, wouldnt know the first thing about gardening. Thank God there are people who do, because without them we would starve. Now, for whatever reason, there were people who seemed to look down on those who, instead of going to the grocery store for everything, grew their own food. Perhaps that practice was denigrated and disparaged because it was seen as something for the poor. Whatever the case may have been, according to Derrick, that is no longer how people see gardening and farming. Why is that the case? Well, as Derrick points out, documenting and posting about your gardening exploits on social media will get you attention. Did you know that growing your own plants, watering your own vegetables, is now a hobby? Derrick asked. Im telling you all. You get two ferns, three cactuses, get on Instagram, look at the followers. Later in the clip, Derrick admits that he doesnt really appreciate this social media trend. That hurts my feelings, he confessed. In Alabama, I grew up with a 10-acre garden, and everybody I would tell about it would donate to my family. There was nothing cool about growing your own tomatoes. Derricks hilarious bit points out how much social media has changed and influenced everything we do. We seemingly cannot do anything without posting about it and seeking affirmation and acknowledgment for it on social media, even growing a garden. Proverbs 12:11 He who does work on his land will not be short on bread; but he who goes after foolish men is without sense.

This Tim Hawkins VapoRub Bit is too funny. The incredibly talented funnyman will have you rolling with laughter as he talks about his experience as a child with the popular topical ointment. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear about Tims hilarious childhood experience with Vicks VapoRub. No one enjoys being under the weather. Depending on what you have and how severe or mild the case is, being sick is easily one of the worst experiences. Again, depending on what you have, when youre in the midst of the sickness, the thought might even cross your mind that you might never recover. Hopefully, that is not what happens, and you are back as good as new in no time. However, while you are recovering, trying to get over that cold or flu, or whatever youve been infected with, there are over-the-counter remedies available to assist in the healing and recovery process. Tylenol, Ibuprofen and Excedrin are likely the ones that immediately come to mind. But I think we are all forgetting one we are all familiar with, have surely used and probably still use today: VapoRub. If youre finding it hard to breathe because of a congested nose or chest, VapoRub will fix you right up. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim hysterically recalls having the widely available topical ointment on his chest as a child. His experience with VapoRub will likely sound very familiar because what he describes is exactly what every user of that ointment has experienced. My mom thought one thing cured everything: Vicks VapoRub, he said. Did you guys have Vicks VapoRub growing up? They still make it. We dont even know what it is. Its like Vaseline mixed with gasoline. What is that stuff? Its like straight battery acid. Why would you rub that on the chest of a kid? Later in the clip, he does an absolutely perfect impression of someone who has just had a cure-all ointment applied to their chest or nose. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A churchs chief financial officer broke down salvation costs in a hysterical skit. The CFO actually looked into the numbers and quantified how much the church spent saving people from eternal damnation. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see and hear how this number-cruncher came up with this insane statistic. How much is someones eternal, everlasting soul worth? Yes, thats a really odd and unexpected question. Someones soul is priceless, right? There is nothing more precious and important than the state of our soul. There is really no way to put a price on such a thing. However, we could and should be willing to spend any amount of money and do anything to keep someone from being in hell for eternity. Businesses and organizations are always looking to cut costs and keep expenses low while maintaining high profitability. While it might seem impossible to place a price on someones eternal salvation, it turns out that some churches have figured out a way to do it, or at least one is doing it anyway. A clip posted on YouTube shows that one church, specifically its CFO, has placed a price on salvation. In the hilarious skit from John Crist, the person from no business or organization, their number cruncher, ominously enters the room. He then starts laying down some hard financial truths, including the high cost the church incurs per salvation. Its something that no one ever wants to hear. You cant put a price on salvation, John and his fellow church employee say in unison. Actually, you can, the CFO responds. Our outreach and advertising program combined with our Sunday morning cost, the underwater film crew for the baptistry, our model show new salvation cost $22,457.31. But thats not all; the CFO continues to lay into the two church employees, noting that, compared to other churches in the area, this cost is extraordinarily high. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Dustin Nickerson nailed Midwest weather in this hilarious bit. The popular funnyman must have spent a lot of time in the middle of the country, because he was spot-on about the weather in the Midwest. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear Dustin hilariously discuss weather in the Midwest and how Midwesterners talk about it. The United States is a massive and diverse country. Not only is the country diverse in terms of the people who live here, but also in the weather that can hit the country on any given day. Due to the countrys large, expansive size, different regions can and do experience different weather patterns. When it comes to weather, there is something for everyone in the United States of America. If youre a fan of high humidity and sweltering temperatures, youll be right at home in the South. Like your weather on the colder side? Well, check out Alaska and the Pacific Northwest. But if you want unpredictable, bipolar weather that leaves you wondering what it will do from one moment to the next, well, the Midwest is where you belong. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin hilariously talks about the weather in the Midwest. What he says about the weather in the middle of the country is exactly how Midwesterners talk and feel about it. The way that you guys talk about weather here is crazy, he said. Youre like, Yeah, no, its Friday, 74, sunny, lovely. Heads up: FYI, it is going to snow tomorrow, though. Yep, be prepared. You might want to get your pipes ready. Full freeze coming. Dont worry, its not going to last. Its all going to be gone by Monday. Youre like, Oh, is it going to warm up? No, a tornados coming through. If you spend any significant amount of time in the Midwest, youll soon learn that Dustin is exactly right with his assessment of the weather and how locals talk about it. If youre in the Midwest and dont like the weather, just wait five minutes, and itll change. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian hilariously proves that Facebook is evil. The funnyman, Don McMillian, mathematically demonstrates that the popular social media platform is harmful to us and society as a whole. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see Don solve a mathematical equation that proves Facebook is a platform that wed all be better off logging out of and ignoring. Technology is constantly improving and advancing. We are always looking for better and more efficient ways of doing this and that. The innovations and the speed at which those advancements occur are startling. Who would have thought 30, 40 years ago that we would reach the point where we can carry what is essentially an entire computer in our pockets? However, as with most things in life, the great and wondrous advances in technology also come with downsides. Without a doubt, one of the worst things to come along in the last two decades or so is social media. Sure, if used properly, they can be an excellent tool for communicating with one another and for disseminating uplifting and encouraging messages and items. But as well know, 99.9 percent of the time, they often arent used in such a manner. Thats not even mentioning the often nefarious and sinister objectives of the large corporations that own those platforms. In a clip posted on YouTube, Don uses math and comedy to show how evil Facebook is, and he will have you convinced you need to stop scrolling and log off immediately. If you prove something mathematically, you cant argue with it, he said. It is mathematically correct. This is what its got to be. You cant argue with a mathematical proof. Later in the clip, he shows that eventually, Facebook, after people post things that no one cares about, friends start dropping off and it becomes nothing but ads. Those ads, of course, are nothing but attempts to obtain more and more money, and we all know what is at the root of the love of money. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Gary Gulmans hilarious take on technology will have you cracking up. The popular funnyman has one joke after another about the many recent mind-blowing technological advancements. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to the incredibly funny comedians bit on how technology has improved and how it has impacted society for the good and the bad. Technology is always improving and advancing, doing things that, at one point, would have been thought impossible. There isnt an area of our lives that hasnt been impacted by those many advancements. Yes, they have made our lives better in countless ways. From politics to medicine, and from how we communicate with one another to how we consume news and entertainment, every area of our lives has been improved. However, have there been any negative impacts because of technology? Of course, there have been. For one, people have come to rely on technology so much that when it's unavailable or stops working, we literally dont know what to do without it. Also, most people would rather send a text or an email than have an in-person, face-to-face conversation with another human being. What are we doing? In a clip posted on YouTube, Gary delivers a hilarious stand-up routine, highlighting the many advances across various areas and how some people have become rather soft and reliant on technology. Thats what we do, he said. We whine everything into perfection. The phone. My parents had a very different experience with the phone. They, this is good, they used to talk to people on it. And to me, my phone is this seldom-used app on my phone. Later in the clip, Gary added that there is proper cellphone etiquette when making calls. If someone doesnt follow it, he gets rather upset. And if you use it on me, oh, God, help you, he added. How dare you! I am furious when I get a phone call. You text me first to see if Im even taking phone calls today. Ill text you back with a window. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Mike Goodwin had a hilarious encounter with a part-time Christian. The popular funnyman recalled a hysterical run-in with someone who professed to be a Christian, but whose actions told a completely different story. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to hear how Mikes interaction with a part-time Christian went. People can call themselves whatever they want, and a lot of times, as youve probably already learned, they do. But simply because somebody refers to themselves as this or that doesnt necessarily make it true. In fact, I would argue that anyone who has to tell others they are a certain thing is doing so because its not accurate. Not only are they trying to convince others, but they are also trying to fool themselves into believing it, too. Actions and attitudes speak much louder than words. How you treat and act toward someone is telling, and people are always watching to see whether your actions match what you profess to be true. So, if you call yourself a Christian, its probably a good idea to act like one, and not just on Sunday morning, but throughout the rest of the week. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike encountered someone from his church who clearly identified as a Christian. However, hilariously and sadly, Mike learned that this persons Christianity seemed more like a part-time thing. It was obviously a faade, meant to fool themselves and others. I called this woman from my church, he said. I didnt realize it at the time, but I found out that she was a part-time Christian. Yeah, and apparently, I called her on her day off. Mike said the woman answered the phone with an attitude and some rather colorful, profane language. As soon as Mike identified himself as someone who attended her church, her demeanor and language completely changed. If we call ourselves something, its a good idea to make sure our actions and attitudes match that title. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian gave his hilarious take on people who are so sure of themselves and so wrong. The funnyman Kirk Smith mentioned that he loves interacting with people who are extremely confident but clearly have no idea what they are talking about, given how very wrong they are about the subject. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the comedians bit about these mistakenly self-assured individuals. Lets be honest, there are situations in which all of us would be much better off simply keeping our mouths shut and not sharing our thoughts and opinions. Why? Well, much like that quote often credited to Mark Twain, Its better to remain silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. That seems like pretty simple, straightforward and easy-to-follow advice. But as many horribly misspelled and ill-informed posts on social media have proven, that is much easier said than done. Many people, for whatever reason, believe that because they have the ability to share their every thought and opinion on every subject imaginable, they should do so. Of course, they should not, but when has being wrong and badly misinformed ever stopped anyone before? In a clip posted on YouTube, Kirk mentioned that he thoroughly enjoys talking with someone who is overly confident about something they know nothing about. He likes to let them talk and during the conversation, they go on to prove their extreme lack of knowledge. I was telling one of my buddies, like, Oh, I do the cruise, and then I get off in Sweden, and fly home, he said. And he goes, Oh, cool, Sweden, the Alps. Bring me some chocolate. And if youre not laughing, thats Switzerland. Later in the clip, Kirk mentioned that he tried to correct his pals geographical error, but he wasn't having it. And so, I go, No, thats Switzerland. Different country, he recalled. He goes, No, its not. Same country. Two different names. Continue. Yeah, you know, like The Netherlands and Germany. Proverbs 12:1 A lover of training is a lover of knowledge; but a hater of teaching is like a best.

Mike Goodwin shared his sons hysterical reaction to animals. The funnyman mentioned that his youngster has a particular and rather strange way of responding whenever he spots a member of the wildlife community. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what Mikes son does when an animal crosses his line of vision. As every parent knows, children love animals. Of course, those little ones have a favorite animal or five that they insist on telling you about constantly, but, for the most part, they love all animals. I mean, who doesnt love animals, right? How could you not? They are some of the cutest things on this planet. However, children have a deep appreciation for animals that is, without a doubt, much deeper than that of most adults. In fact, one could easily say that children adore those cute, four-legged, furry critters. Its almost guaranteed that if you have a pet and a young child, the child will be drawn to that creature. Those two will soon become inseparable, spending nearly every moment with one another. Some children, though, express their excitement about seeing animals and their love of animals in different, much louder ways. In a YouTube clip, Mike shared the unusual and hysterical way his son reacts whenever he spots an animal. He would say animal as if he worked at Moes Southwest Grill, Mike said. Thats how my son would say. Whenever we see an animal, this is exactly what my son would do: Daddy, animoe! Animoe, daddy! But that isnt all Mikes son would do when he saw an animal. The comedian mentions that his little one made these familiar noises to accompany his finding. And he must have learned Old McDonald at school because every time he said the name of the animal, he would have to make the noise that the animal makes. So, we were just walking through the neighborhood one day, my son had an outburst. Animoe! Animoe, daddy, dog (starts barking)! Genesis 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moves, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

Carol Burnett went to hilarious lengths to keep a small, cute secret. The comedic legend did what she had to hide someone in her house in this hysterical skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what Carol did to keep a dog hidden from her husband. Everyone loves dogs. How could they not? Even people who might not consider themselves big animal people are likely to still have a soft spot in their hearts for those cute, furry, four-legged critters. They are, after all, called mans best friend for a reason. As everyone can agree, dogs, and animals in general, make life a better, fuller and richer experience. Simply put: Everything is significantly improved whenever theres an animal around. Who could possibly argue against otherwise? While this is undoubtedly true, there are reasons why having a dog is not always possible. Perhaps, those reasons are financial, medical or something else entirely. In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol has brought home a pup who is in desperate need of medical attention, and the animal is one of the cutest little things youve ever seen. She is determined to nurse the little guy back to health. However, her kind and philanthropic plan is about to hit a significant barrier. Carols husband is terribly allergic to mans best friend. How is this ever going to work? This could never work, right? Carols husband begins repeatedly and forcefully sneezing even before he enters the house. But she is going to do what she can to hide the animal from her better half for as long as possible, and she goes to some pretty hysterical and absurd lengths to do so. At one point, which is arguably the funniest part of the entire skit, Carol becomes a vets patient, responding to the animal physicians every call and command. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Mike Goodwins take on these nursery rhymes will have you cracking up. The popular comedian comments on some rather odd nursery rhymes that are very familiar. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Mike had to say about these songs and poems for the little ones. Getting children to fall asleep is no easy task, as every parent knows very well. Sure, they might take a nap during the day, but that is not always the desired timeframe. Often, when children catch a few winks during the daytime, it means parents are in for a fight when night falls. They are no longer tired while everyone else is ready to go to bed, and then it becomes this big whole thing, and no one gets a good nights sleep. One way parents may try to coax their little one to sleep is through nursery rhymes. The soft, soothing melody of those familiar lyrics can, and often does, induce relaxation and heavy eyelids. Hopefully, after reciting a few of those lines, the child is off in dreamland somewhere, and everyone else can finally get to sleep, too. However, have you ever stopped to think about what some of those nursery rhymes are saying? They are more than a little weird. The lyrics get to the point, if anyone were to actually listen to them, where youd wonder how and where someone came up with this, and why they believed it was something for kids. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike Goodwin recites a couple of these nursery rhymes. He then hilariously states what would happen if anyone actually did what these childrens songs were proposing. Spoiler alert: it would not end well for anyone. Specifically, he points to what would happen to the old lady in the shoe for her horrible treatment of her children. For beating and sending the kids to bed hungry, she is, without a doubt, looking at doing some hard time. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Hawkins has turned an all-too-familiar experience into comedy gold. The popular and incredibly talented funnyman will have you cracking up as he describes a situation that weve all been in way more than wed care to admit. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Tim comment on an experience involving the worlds biggest online retailer, Amazon. Shopping is not a pleasant, or even a remotely enjoyable experience. Going into a crowded, brick-and-mortar retail location and then spending time and money to make a purchase is not my idea of fun, and Id bet that Im not alone on that one. Yet, shopping is an activity people do every day. They continue to do this even as companies like Amazon and eBay exist. Your purchases can literally be sent to your front door. How could it be any easier than that? No crowded stores filled with loud, pushy and annoying customers, and you can look until you find the best price and do it all from the comfort of your couch. That is the way to do shopping, in my humble opinion. However, as Tim hilariously points out in a clip posted on YouTube, you still have to do one thing after making that online purchase. You have to remember what you actually bought. But I guess, if you dont, it would serve as a nice surprise from Amazon. You ever go to your front porch, and theres an Amazon box? Tim asked. Its got your name on it. You slowly realize youve ordered something for yourself, and you cant remember what you ordered. It was like 16 hours ago. Youre all surprised. Weve all been there at one time or another, and if you say thats never happened to you, that is fine. However, just know that everyone else knows youre not telling the truth. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

The excitement Nate Bargatze feels at this moment is palpable, and his face says it all. The popular comedian is captured during several moments, and its clear that he is beyond excited. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see just how much Nate expresses himself whenever he gets excited and is having the time of his life. Life is an adventure, an extended series of ups and downs. As most people already know, there are many twists, turns and detours. From day to day, we can never be quite sure what will happen. Will today bring about a reason to celebrate, or will it bring about heartache and pain? Whatever the case may be, its best not to get too emotional. Dont get too excited, and on the other hand, dont get too down because moments are fleeting and temporary. Of course, celebrate and recognize those instances in life that bring about joy and happiness. There is often entirely too much pain and suffering in this life to ignore and let pass those moments that result in overwhelming happiness. A clip posted on YouTube shows Nate excitedly expressing himself in a handful of moments. The comedian is captured standing quietly, either expressionless or looking downright mad or upset. However, hilariously, the text in the video assures us that he is having a ball despite what it may appear. Me having the absolute time of my life, the text reads. The video, of course, is applying a heavy dose of sarcasm. Apparently, its making the point that no matter what happens, Nate remains calm and does not get too down or low, which, honestly, is the way to be when it comes to our emotions. None of us should really ever let our emotions and the moment control us, because they are temporary, here one second and gone the next. Proverbs 25:28 He whose spirit is uncontrolled is like an unwalled town which has been broken into.