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Tim Hawkins cannot believe this hilarious gas station warning is real. The popular comedian mentioned a sign he spotted at a gas station warning people against performing this odd and really dangerous activity. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear about the sign Tim noticed while filling up his vehicle. A big part of being a mother and a father involves teaching. Parents are to be teachers and instructors for their children, demonstrating what to and what not to do. In Proverbs 22:6, the Bible also mentions the importance of teaching the youngsters, telling parents to train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old, he will not depart from it. That way, when the child grows up and moves out of the house to live on their own, they can be a fully functional member of society. They will have enough common sense, knowledge and wisdom to handle themselves in the real world. But somewhere along the way, there must have been a massive breakdown in this teaching and passing along common-sense thing. In a clip posted on social media, Tim mentions the hilarious and startling sign he spotted at a gas station in Florida (of course, its in Florida). The warning on the sign makes you wonder what is happening with people and why this needed to be posted. I was in Florida not too long ago, he said. I saw a sign on a gas pump that said, Do not siphon gas with your mouth. You need that sign? Later in the clip, he acts out a scenario in which someone pumping gas states they swiped their card, the gas doesnt immediately start flowing and they then decide that siphoning gas with their mouth is the next logical step in the process. What are we doing? Why would that ever be something wed have to warn people against doing? Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the Lord is the start of knowledge; but the foolish have no use for wisdom and instruction.

A comedian turned a trip to urgent care into comedy gold. The retelling of his time at the quick care facility will have you doubled over with laughter and struggling to catch your breath. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what happened when he stopped at an urgent care location. Our bodies are not designed or intended to last forever. No one is going to remain on this Earth for hundreds of years. Its merely a rest stop. Everyones body, regardless of how much anti-aging cream they slather on themselves, will break down and eventually wear out. Aging is a natural process everyone undergoes, and nothing can be done to reverse, slow or stop it. Part of getting older involves more frequent, regular trips to the doctors office or, at least, medical care facilities. In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Aaron Weber describes what he experienced when he visited an urgent care facility in Nashville, Tennessee. He said that he actually enjoyed his time at an urgent care facility. Where medical professionals at a doctors office are likely to talk down to you and try to impress you with their knowledge and credentials, that is not the case at urgent care facilities. You go to a doctors office, they talk down to you, right? he said. Diplomas on the wall. Theyre like, I went to school, I know everything. Urgent care is like, Do you have $40? Lets figure this out together! He also said its always strange to fill out paperwork while waiting to see a medical professional, and then when you get to the room, they ask you the exact same questions. So, the nurse comes in, were face-to-face, shes asking me questions, he added. She goes, What are you in for? I said, My nose is clogged. She said, You been taking anything? I said, Just Sudafed. She goes, Oh, can you spell that for me? He also mentioned something that has never made sense to me: pharmacies and why doctors can write prescriptions but not fill them on-site. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

As his oldest man character, Tim Conway running a butcher shop in a sketch, is comedy perfection. Fellow comedic genius Harvey Korman joins the comedy legend in the classic Carol Burnett Show skit. Watch the hysterical clip to see the legendary comedy duo in the skit that will have you laughing from beginning to end. Specific names are so closely associated with quality and excellence that whenever we hear them, we instantly know what were getting, and we wont be disappointed. For instance, brand names like Coca-Cola, John Deere, Apple and Nike fall into that exclusive category. Whenever we get something made by one of those well-known brands, we can rest assured that we have received a top-of-the-line product from a highly respected company. Similar to brands, the same could also be said for some people. Whenever the name Tim Conway was involved with or attached to something, you knew the show, movie or skit would result in nonstop laughter. More often than not, it would become a classic, which happened nearly every time Tim appeared as his Oldest Man character on The Carol Burnett Show, especially when he was paired up with Harvey Korman. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim, as the Oldest Man, is the proprietor of a butcher shop. The establishment is empty, that is, until Harvey, as a stressed-out customer who is in a hurry to get home, strolls through the door. Soon after entering, Harvey barks out his order, stating that he needs a pound and a half of ground round. Things quickly go from bad to worse for Harvey, and it looks like the slow-moving butcher will have an immense amount of trouble correctly fulfilling his order. Tim orders Harvey to take a number even though the store is entirely void of other customers, which only serves to agitate an already angry and upset Harvey. By the end of the hysterical skit, Harvey is standing in the middle of the establishment in his underwear and has raised the suspicions of a police officer. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A lost purse sparked a huge argument in a hilarious The Carol Burnett Show skit. The iconic sketch from one of televisions greatest shows will have you laughing uncontrollably from beginning to end. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see why a lost purse caused such a massive blow-up between the two characters. Life is not meant to be experienced alone. How lonely and boring of an existence would that be if that were the case? Instead, human beings were made and designed for relationships. But healthy relationships require a sizable investment of time and work. Like anything else, we get out what we put into something, or, as the Bible says, we will reap what we sow. However, no relationship, including a marriage, will be perfect, regardless of the time and work we put into it. In a marriage, there will always be bumps in the road, butting heads, disagreements, whatever you want to call it. Anyone who is married can attest to this fact. In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol stars in a skit where she plays a wife whose husband had asked her earlier in the day to pick up some documents at the bank, which she put in her purse. But before her husband arrives home, it becomes known that she lost her purse, and she doesnt think much of it. Soon after he gets home, the gravity of losing her purse hits her like a ton of bricks. She and her husband are under investigation by the government, and the documents that she picked will prove that they dont owe any further money. A loud but hilarious argument erupts once her husband learns of Carols misplacing her purse. At one point, they reenact Carols day, retracing her steps, hoping that something will jar her memory. However, hilariously and unexpectedly, the tables are turned, and her husband is receiving criticism for his absent-mindedness. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

A comedian recalled his side-splitting experiences from basic training. The funnyman, Mike Goodwin, shared some of the hysterical things he experienced and encountered while enduring basic training in the Army. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what Mike came up against during basic training and how he responded. Veterans are heroes who all deserve our respect and gratitude. Those drafted or who voluntarily signed up for military service put their lives on the line for the freedoms we experience in this country. Because of those men and women sacrificing their time, talent and, in some cases, even lives, we are free, for the most part, to do what we please in this country. However, massive organizations such as the U.S. military are bound to be stuck in their ways, doing things simply because thats just how its always been done. They have been doing something for so long that those in charge and people under their command do not even question their methods and ways of carrying out and completing a task. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike said basic training was the hardest thing hes ever had to do, mainly because of the Armys odd phrasing for simple, everyday tasks, and because hes a smart aleck by nature. And the problem with the Army, especially, they would tell you to do stuff that you didnt know what it meant, Mike said. Like, they wouldnt say, Hey, man, do some pushups. They didnt tell you to do that. No, theyd tell you stuff like, Beat your face. Later in the clip, Mike says that the Army also had a strange name for jumping jacks, calling them the side straddle hop. He added that the Army seemed to have an issue when it came to counting, claiming that two jumping jacks were actually only one when exercising. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Hawkins hilariously reveals the worst church for baptism. The popular Christian comedian has named the church where no one wants to be baptized. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the church he names, which will have you laughing while shaking your head in total agreement. Baptism is an important sacrament in the church. It's essential to every Christian's faith journey as they grow closer to and deepen in their relationship with Jesus Christ. Baptism is an outward expression of what has already taken place internally. It's intended to show others that they have been forgiven of their sins, left behind their old life and ways, and have chosen to follow Jesus Christ. Of course, every Christian understands what happens when someone is baptized. While standing in a container or body of water, the person receiving the baptism is dunked down underneath the water's surface, remaining there for one or two seconds. They are then quickly brought back up, which is meant to signify that they are now a new creation in Christ, with their sins and old ways being washed away. Baptism is wonderful, and many churches conduct baptisms fairly regularly. However, in a clip posted on social media, Tim mentions the one kind of church no one would want to get baptized in, and he is 100 percent correct. I saw this road sign and all it said was 'Slow church ahead,' he said. There's no punctuation or anything. What are we supposed to do? Supposed to drive slow because there's a church ahead or they're just real upfront? No dude, there's a slow church coming up here. Don't go on Sunday, it's going to take you all day, bro. He then acts out members of this church in slow motion, which is hilarious. Later in the clip, he demonstrates what would happen if someone were to be baptized in this church. I would not want to get baptized in a slow church, he said. Wade in the Water! Wade in the Water! Stay down! Mark 16:16 He who has faith and is given baptism will get salvation; but he who has no faith will be judged.

One comedians outlook on worry will have you laughing and nodding along. The funnyman shared some knowledge and insight from his grandmother, who told him there are only two things to worry about in life. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear about the two things that should concern everyone. As youve probably already discovered, life is a series of unpredictable events. While many people would like to think they have much control over what happens to them, that is not the case. Yes, we possess freewill, and our decisions and choices will dictate our course in life, but many other situations and circumstances are entirely out of our control. That lack of control will and does scare many people. They will then start thinking and obsessing over situations they have little to no control over, adding unnecessary stress and worry to their lives. However, one comedian, Mike Goodwin, says only two things in life should cause us to worry. In the video posted on YouTube, Mike explains that his grandmother told him, There are only two things in life that you worry about: whether youre healthy or whether youre sick. That seems simple enough. Well, his grandmothers position on worry may not be as easy as it first appears. If youre healthy, you aint got nothing to worry about, Mike adds. But if youre sick, you got two things to worry about: Whether youre going to get better, whether youre going to get worse. Hilariously, as Mike continues, he says that the person who gets healthy has nothing to stress about, but the individual who remains sick has two things that ought to cause them concern. They must be worried whether they are going to pull through or pass away. And at that point, you guessed it, they still have two things to worry about: where they will be spending eternity. Hilariously, as Mike stated at the beginning of the clip, only two things should worry us. Philippians 4:6 In nothing be anxious; but in everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto God.

Nate Bargatze's babysitting experience is pure comedy. The popular comedian recalled the time he watched his buddy's son, and his take on the situation will leave you doubled over with laughter. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what happened when Nate babysat. Every parent would agree that children are, without a doubt, some of the biggest blessings. Moms and dads would trade anything in the world for more time with their little ones. After all, children are only little for a short time, and once those moments are gone, they are gone forever, never to be recovered. However, as precious and invaluable as spending time with one's children is, being with them every waking minute is not always possible. People must make a living, and often other obligations pull them away from their youngsters. In that event, parents have to find others willing and able to care for their children for a short period of time, people typically referred to as babysitters. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate shares his experience with the wonderful world of babysitting. He mentions a friend of his watched his daughter at one point. To return the favor, he agreed to babysit for his friend's son. As he hilariously explains, it wasn't exactly a fair trade. Things did not go exactly according to plan. My buddy wanted me to watch his son, he said. He watched my daughter one time, which I learned is not a fair trade. I should get eight watches to his one watch. Later in the clip, Nate hysterically details what happened after his friend's son entered his house. I handed over a princess, Nate said. He just throws a bobcat in my house! I lose him immediately. He's like under the deck, chewing on wires. I had to wrestle him down. I was like, 'Why don't you want him on a leash before you bring him over next time?' Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Several stars from The Carol Burnett Show revisited the skits that had everyone in stitches. They recalled their time on the beloved television program and shared stories about some of those hysterical, iconic skits that had the studio audience and often the cast bursting into laughter. Watch the clip to hear about one of the funniest television shows of all time from its cast and crew. It's often said that comedy is more challenging to do than drama. There are a lot more dramatic actors than there are stand-up comedians. Of course, that's because everyone has a different sense of humor. What I find funny may not tickle your funny bone, and vice versa. However, those differences do not apply to The Carol Burnett Show. Anyone who watches one of the program's legendary skits will likely be doubled over in laughter. Amazingly, a skit from The Carol Burnett Show will have you laughing from the beginning to the end. And it did so without the use of language and vulgarity. It was all because of its hysterical, top-of-the-line writing and the legendary cast. In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol, Tim Conway, Vicki Lawrence and others reflect on the show, sharing memories of their time working together and why they believe made the show so great. They also mention those memorable crack-ups during skits and how and why Tim was so often able to make those around him break character. None of us knew what Tim was going to do, Carol said. So, he would wind up doing some shtick that had never been done in rehearsal before or on the previous show. And inevitably, the sketch would run, maybe four minutes long, you know, over. And so, what we would do would be to cut down on something else or save another sketch for another week because what Tim would come up with was gold. Later in the clip, the iconic dentist skit, in which Tim is a nervous, first-time dentist preparing to work on his patient, played by Harvey Korman. It's revealed that Tim came up with the Novocain bit on the spot. The Carol Burnett Show is a program that continues to keep audiences rolling with laughter. It will always be funny watching Harvey and the rest of the cast struggle to keep it together while Tim or someone else does something crazy and off-the-wall. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Hawkins admits hed be totally lost without his wife, and its hilarious. The popular comedian mentions how much he adores and relies upon his better half and what would likely happen if she were no longer around. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Tim share how his life would immediately and dramatically change without his wife. Like anything worthwhile in life, marriage requires hard work, time and perseverance. Yes, there will be good times, reasons to celebrate and occasions and moments to remember forever. Unfortunately, low points, trials and hardships also have a way of finding us, which might even try and test that marriage relationship. But often, its during those difficult and unpleasant situations that marriages grow the most. When one person is down, someone is there to help lift them back up. And the husband and wife will become closer because they have gone through such circumstances. In a clip posted on social media, Tim states how he would be utterly lost if anything happened to her. He hilariously admits that he would not know how to function. Ive been married 19 years now, he said. Isnt it awesome? Oh, I got the better end of that deal right there. Seriously, she doesnt need me at all. If she ever leaves me, Im going with her. Later in the clip, he shares that his inability to function in life without his wife is not abnormal. Every husband feels this way and knows it to be true. You husbands know what Im talking about, he said. We just walk around the house like, Why are we here? I feel like a catcher in t-ball walking around the house. He also adds that his wife is so much smarter than he is. She and many other women can concentrate and think about several things simultaneously. According to Tim, men, on the other hand, cant do anything remotely similar. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Tim Conway and Harvey Korman as pianists will have you in stitches. The two comedy legends showed they can bring the laughs without saying a word in this classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch this hysterical, gut-bustlingly funny clip of Tim and Harvey as classically trained musicians. Throughout history, there have been several truly iconic and legendary comedy duos. Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy, Bud Abbott and Louis Costello and Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, are likely the comedic pairings that immediately come to mind, and rightfully so. However, there is one duo that people, for whatever reason, seem to leave out whenever this discussion comes up: Tim Conway and Harvey Korman. Whenever those two appeared in a skit together on The Carol Burnett Show, you knew you were in for a treat and were witnessing something truly iconic. For the most part, it was only a matter of time until Harvey broke character and burst into laughter. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim and Harvey are, again, in another skit together, but this time they are pianists. Harvey is the legendary, world-renowned musician, and Tim is his much younger but still very talented protg. At the beginning of the sketch, Harvey introduces the situation while sporting a wild, unkempt wig and an equally disheveled and untidy mustache. Seconds later, Tim, also wearing a hilariously ridiculous wig, walks out on stage and sits at the empty piano. From that point forward, the dialogue is basically nonexistent. But the laughs keep coming as things between the two pianos go from friendly to competitive to downright hostile. The clip eventually ends with Harvey and Tim destroying each others piano and inflicting a fair amount of pain on one another. Somehow, through the entire hysterical skit, neither Tim nor Harvey breaks character. There might have been one instance at the very beginning where Harvey begins to smirk, but other than that, they both manage to hold it together. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Carol Burnett and Harvey Korman hilariously portray an overbooked married couple. The two comedy legends repeatedly try to fit one another into their busy schedules, but nothing seems to work out for them. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see them go back and forth as they try to fit the other into their jam-packed schedule. Everyone is busy, with life constantly tugging and pulling them in 100 different directions, leaving most people feeling overbooked, overstressed and overwhelmed. Theres this meeting at this time, and that meeting is taking place then. Little Johnny has soccer practice over here, while Suzie has rehearsal over there. Oh, and at some point, everyone has to find time to eat and sleep. Life can often feel like an experiment to see how many events, meetings and practices you can fit into a 24-hour period. Of course, thats not a healthy way to go about life. It is terrible for relationships. Thats why everyone needs to take some time during those busy schedules to rest and relax. In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol and Harvey are a married couple sitting at the table together as they prepare to start their day. As they catch up, Carol suggests they enjoy lunch together. Unfortunately, that is not possible with Harveys full schedule. She then offers coffee in the afternoon as a potential alternative. Sadly, coffee is a no-go for Harvey, but he mentions that he has eight minutes that are entirely free later in the day. That will not work with Carols schedule. The two of them go back and forth at a rapid-fire pace, with each offering a possible opening as the other just as quickly shoots it down. There is a hilarious surprise ending to this classic skit. Carol looks at her watch and is reminded shes needed at the hospital. She stands up and reveals that shes pregnant. Of course, the joke is that she is so busy that she has actually had to schedule time to give birth to a baby. Matthew 11:28 Come to me, all you who are troubled and weighted down with care, and I will give you rest.

Carol Burnett and Harvey Korman's fight ends in a house-destroying laugh fest. The comedy legends show how a minor, seemingly meaningless disagreement can quickly escalate in a classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how and why a fight between Carol and Harvey spiraled out of control and destroyed their home. Disagreements are going to happen and are simply a part of life. And while some may hate and avoid confrontation at all costs, they are inevitable. No two people are 100 percent alike; not everyone has the same view or opinion on every topic or subject. How boring would that be? Now, arguments and disagreements will even spring up between married people. They do happen and aren't necessarily a bad thing. The problem with disagreements often arises in how they are handled. They can be dealt with in a mature, civilized manner or in a childish way, in which the parties lash out at one another with anger and malice. In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol and Harvey play an obscenely wealthy, pompous and pretentious married couple. Their home is decorated in a gaudy, showy way to display their opulence and taste for life's finer, more expensive things. Their house is so incredibly well decorated and in such pristine condition that it will be featured in a magazine spread. However, what Harvey meant as the slightest critique of Carol's taste in decorative ashtrays quickly spirals out of control. Carol cannot take the criticism and responds viciously and cruelly, trying to hurt Harvey's decorating skills. This cycle goes back and forth until Carol and Harvey have destroyed their once beautiful home. By the end of the sketch, their home is nearly unrecognizable from how it looked only moments ago. Sometimes, it's best not to respond when someone criticizes. Most things are worth getting worked up about. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A comedian breaks down some interior decorating trends, and its comedy gold. Jonnie W. mentioned something many churches have recently started to do when beautifying and enhancing the inside of their buildings. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear him talk about the trend hes noticed and who he sees as the people responsible for it. How odd would it be to go into someones house, a business or any other building that people visit regularly and see nothing on the walls? Wed think they were moving, had just moved in, were going out of business or dream up some other horrible scenario. Thats one reason why interior decorating mattersyou want people who visit to feel comfortable and welcomed, not ill at ease and like they just walked into a close-out sale. However, when it comes to interior decorating, everyone has different tastes. Some people follow the trends and the crowd and do what everyone else is doing at the moment. Jonnie W. has noticed one trend, and its safe to say hes not a big fan of it. Some churches put stencils on the wall, he said. Ive noticed this. You go into churches; theyll, like, put stuff on the walls. White people do this a lot. I blame Chip and Joanna Gaines for this culture. You ever walk into somebodys house: Live, Laugh, Love on the wall? What is that? What are you doing? On my wall, I want Live, Laugh, Leave. Thats what I want. Get out! Later in the clip, he mentioned how a similar decorating style in one church he visited caused him to consider one fundamental question. I went to a church a few months ago, and they had the Ten Commandments on the wall, he said. And it wasnt just like altogether. It was like scattered throughout the church, just randomly. So weird, the placement of some of these commandments. Like, over the pastors office, I swear to you, it said, Thou Shalt Not Kill. Its like, What happened in pastors office? What do I need to know? Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

John Crist has a helpful and side-splitting guide to saying no the Christian way. The popular comedian has come up with a handful of different ways a Christian can answer someone in the negative. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how a Christian can tell someone no and still be kind while doing it. We only have so much time and money. Because they are limited, finite resources, constantly seeking ways and opportunities to maximize them is always a good idea. One of the best, easiest and most efficient methods of making your time and money go further is to say no. While the word no is helpful when trying to be selective and conserve time and money, it can also be challenging. No one wants to disappoint or hurt someone else, but when telling someone you cant do this or that, its bound to happen. However, in a clip posted on YouTube, John has come up with several ways to do this that might slightly lessen the sting. I dont know if you knew this or not, but when you got saved, you got eternal life, forgiveness of sins and access to a whole long list of ways to say no thatll make you sound way more spiritual of a person than you actually are, he says. The rest of the video is John demonstrating some hilarious phrases you may incorporate into discussions with others when your answer is no whenever presented with an opportunity. You may have already heard of some of these phrases or use them yourself. Some of the phrases he mentions include: Im feeling led in a different direction. Let me talk to my pastor about that. God has a different assignment for me. I just dont feel like thats something that Jesus would do. Many are hilarious and obvious signs that someone is saying no without saying no. They are all better than maybe or Ill think about it, which, as we all know, both mean no as well. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Nate Bargatze explained why getting information from his wife can be a struggle. The popular comedian shared how his better half does not always give him the best facts and figures. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Nate talk about how conversations with his wife do not always go as he expects. Proper communication is crucial. Its absence can and will lead to many problems and unfortunate situations. Bad things can happen. There will likely be heated arguments, disagreements and maybe even hurt feelings and damaged relationships. Communicating correctly and clearly is vital in every instance. Communication is especially important in marriages. All married people are likely to agree with that statement wholeheartedly. One could make the case that every disagreement and fight in a marriage can be traced back to miscommunication somewhere along the line. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate hilariously details how faulty communication between him and his wife resulted in a disagreement and them not talking while they were on vacation in Florida. Its the information that she chooses to tell me at times, he said. We took a trip to Fort Lauderdale, and her and our daughter are flying from Nashville, where we live. And I was flying from Detroit. Were meeting at Fort Lauderdale airport. I have to find them when I land. This is where things start to go sideways. So, I called her because I was about to take off, and I was like, What time do you guys leave? And she goes, Noon. Its 11:30, and theyre still at home. I was like, Laura, I dont know if you even know what an airport is. She had told Nate when she and their daughter planned to leave the house for their 1:30 flight. So, what do you think I wanted to know when I asked that? he said. Is that what you thought was the best information you could give me was the time that meant nothing to nobody? Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.